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So funny, it's scary!

Entertain your friends with these topical jokes!

Q. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
A. Because demons are a ghouls best friend!

Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar?
A. For the Boos.

Q. Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
A. He had no body to dance with.

Q. What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae?
A. Whipped scream.

Q. Who was the most famous French skeleton?
A. Napoleon bone-apart

Q. Why do ghosts shiver and moan?
A. It's drafty under that sheet.

Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He had no guts.

Q. What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A. It's a pain in the neck.

Q. Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
A. To stop his coffin.

Q. Why does Dracula wear patent leather shoes?
A. Sandals don't look good with his tuxedo.

Q. How do you keep Dracula from biting his nails?
A. Give him screws.

Q. What's a monsters favourite desert?
A. I-Scream!!

Q. When does a ghost have breakfast?
A. In the moaning.

Q. Why does a witch ride a broom?
A. Vacuum cleaners are too heavy.

Q. Why don't mummies take vacations?
A. They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.

Q. Where do ghosts go out?
A. Where they can get sheet-faced.

Q. What do you call a monster who poisons corn flakes?
A. A cereal killer.

Q. Why was the ghost unhappy?
A. Because he couldn't find a ghoulfriend.

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